Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns!''
Yo' mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo mama's so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo Mama is so fat, that when I put her on the family tree the branch broke.
Yo' mama is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
. Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama is so fat that, when she was bungee jumping, she took the whole bridge with her.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.
Yo' mama is so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo' mama so fat, when she needs to wipe her butt, she sends out a search party!
Your Mama is so fat that when she went to the zoo, the elephants threw peanuts at her.
Yo' mama so fat, she goes to Sea World and they pay her!
Yo Mama is so fat, I had to take a plane, a train, and an automobile just to get on the bitch`s good side.
Yo' Mama is so fat, it took the train conductor two hours before he could say all aboard.
Yo Mamma's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: Atlanta, New York, Chicago, Detroit, Los Angelos, Seattle, Las Vegas...
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, “One at a time, please.”
Yo mama's so fat that when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail and now I call him "Beaver"
Yo' mama is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was born her mom said, ''Great, triplets.''
Yo mama's so fat, she walked in the donut shop and they all shouted, “There's those missing jelly rolls!”
Yo' mama so fat, she wore corduroys and smoothed out the ridges!