Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!
Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.
Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Yo Mama's so dumb, she went to a movie that said ''under 18 not admitted,'' so she left to go get 17 of her friends.
Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid that she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!
Yo Mama is so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.
Yo mama is so stupid she got a new but cause the old one had a crack in it.